Today is Manhattan College's 2nd Annual Turtle Race. The Rambox believes in celebrating all sorts of sporting events, especially those you don't otherwise hear about. In roughly 3 hours 5 turtles will begin a race, and only one will survive. I will be drunk and laughing at those who do not move. Some people on the campus seem to have a problem with turtles racing for their lazy lives. They say turtle racing is "Animal Abuse," I guess since I started this tradition, that makes me Michael Vick....And let me fucking tell you...
Its fucking good to be Michael Vick
what happens to the other ones?
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