Thanks Augusta. You smug piece of shit.
Ooohh. Look at me. I'm The Masters. I only have three sponsors. Why? Cause I don't need anymore. My shit doesn't stink.
Fuck off. First you guys pair me off with the African. Then you let Carlos Mencia win? The guy can't even speak English. Bet you regretted that one. This whole golf thing is starting to piss me off. I bet you golf fans are thinking "What happened Phil? You were right there and then choked it up with that double bogey!" Fuck you. You think you would do well with Tiger staring your every shot down with those sort-of Asian eyes? No. You wouldn't.
Fuck this. And Fuck Tiger Woods. I'm done with golf.
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