Zoo Poo...True?

This has to be some kind of liberal propaganda! What are they gonna tell us next, that we can get power from the sun! HA nice try Obama!

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Bid on Joe Flacco!

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*note: uni-brow is a separate bid

Ask Brett Favre

As Brett Favre ponders whether he should make another return with the Minnesota Vikings, The RamBox knows it is not the only thing on his mind. Favre has been running an advice column for his local Mississippi newspaper ever since the season ended for the Jets. Lets take a look at some of his advice.

Dear Brett,

I am having trouble with my college decisions. Both NYU and Harvard have offered me full scholarships but i can't decide which one to go to. What should I do Brett?

From,

Alex

Dear Alex,

Well, both of those are good schools. Thats a tough decision. But if i were in your shoes, i would go with NYU. You cant't beat th education and the city life. Its great. But then again harvard is really ncie. you could really make a name for yourself. you should go to harvard. but don't pass up NYU. go to NYU. You would be stupid not to. But then again Harvard is really nice. Are there any colleges that turned you down? You should go to their division rival just to spite them. Yale? Thats probably your best move. Yeah, go there.

From,

Brett #4

Minnesota Vikings Starting QB

Dear Brett,

I'm a good ol' Mississippi boy like you. Recently, my girlfriend of 2 years and I have been on the rocks. We fight all the time. The other day I was taking my cousin out to the Dairy Queen for a Frozen Blizzard when I had sex with her while wearing my Wrangler Jeans. (I know you can appreciate the sensati0n only Wrangler can provide). I don't know what to do. Which should I choose?

Sincerely,
Confused in Mississippi

Dear Confused in Mississippi,

Keep fucking your cousin. Ignore what the analysts say and what former Whale Like former coaches say. Make sure your current girlfriend never finds out. Did you know I nearly left Green Bay 4 times? True story. Once in 96 to go to Philadelphia, and again in 2000 to Carolina. Green Bay never caught on. The point is this. Stay with your girlfriend and fuck your cousin. Everyone wins. When you're too old to do fuck right, drop both of them for a place with a better starting Running Back.

From,

Brett Favre #4
Minnesota Vikings Starting QB

Rambox Wide World of Sports

Today is Manhattan College's 2nd Annual Turtle Race. The Rambox believes in celebrating all sorts of sporting events, especially those you don't otherwise hear about. In roughly 3 hours 5 turtles will begin a race, and only one will survive. I will be drunk and laughing at those who do not move. Some people on the campus seem to have a problem with turtles racing for their lazy lives. They say turtle racing is "Animal Abuse," I guess since I started this tradition, that makes me Michael Vick....And let me fucking tell you...

Its fucking good to be Michael Vick

STOP! In the name of God

God's is rolling in the money on Ebay these days, and now has another reason to smile. The Hand of God can now be found on ebay, which is the new vehicle to spread God's word. "People think I'm some holier-than-thou person trying to get rich. I'm not," Grayhek said. "The purpose is to spread the story of God and eBay is just a vehicle." It looks more like the handprint from some robot in the new Transformers movie. Will: 1 , Religion 0.

With the 32nd Pick in the 2009 NFL Draft...

The Pittsburg Stelers Select:

Who gives a fuck, I'm too drunk to post, and the stelers are too gay to think of anything for. Ben Fatty Fat Fat is gay and I hate Hines Ward, and fuck Jeff Reed while I'm at it.

I'm going to pass out, Goodnight from NY and the 2009 Darft.